I'm Not Good or Real, I'm Evil and Imaginary

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do you ever put on music in your room or whatever and sing along
then you walk out, still singing and come back in and it lines up with the song and you feel like a god

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When white people try to tell you how they have experienced racism. 


this really pisses me off tho. every race expierences racism, even if it doesn’t happen so much to them as it does to another race.


Please do tell. 


Ummmm the Holocaust, just saying soooooo

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I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.


If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.


It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

I’ve always hated the damn story

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im just an asshole with feelings

and damn proud

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

-My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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Today really really showed me what my ex is. I know what he’s telling other people and wow. He has just this slew of issues that he doesn’t own up to. I now know that I can do better and wow I do not need to deal with someone like that. I honestly feel sorry for the next girl. I want to post warning poster and wrong way signs. I’ve decided that he was my rebound relationship. I learned from it and moved on. The sad thing is that I honestly miss my previous relationship more than this one. Not that the relationship was perfect but in the end we had both loved each other and both screwed up. This past little blip was just a hot mess in the end. Time to move on and be a bad bitch. Cause after today this gif is how I am about him.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway-Robin Williams

"I have a career, what the hell am I doing?"

This is my post that has received the most notes out of anything I’ve done. I’m so glad it could be for this man. RIP

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The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]